hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

image

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ugly:

ugly:

ugly:

im literally so tired I just tried ordering a bagel with “the white stuff” cause I couldn’t think of cream cheese goodbye

I JUST GOT MY BAGEL FOR FREE OMG THE LADY GOES “it’s on me today” IM CRYING THANKS BAGEL LADY

FREE FOOD MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL

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zackisontumblr:

thatjedifrodokid:

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

heisenburnbitch:

I think everyone on this entire site is following zackisontumblr

my evil plan is working >:)

reblog this if you’re a part of my evil plan i need to crunch some numbers

heh heh im a bug in the system

well then… no t-shirt for you, only members of the evil plan

zackisontumblr:

thatjedifrodokid:

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

heisenburnbitch:

I think everyone on this entire site is following zackisontumblr

my evil plan is working >:)

reblog this if you’re a part of my evil plan i need to crunch some numbers

heh heh im a bug in the system

well then… no t-shirt for you, only members of the evil plan

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macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

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laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

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zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

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fuckyeahmusearmy:

officialwhitegirls:

chickem:

lets see how uncomfortable a four minute video can make you

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG

secondhand embarrassment is strong with this one

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countrichmond:

The Double Smoulder [x]



guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

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kurosukone:

True sibling protection

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beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

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tsarbucks:

first of all what

tsarbucks:

first of all what

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